Superhero work is so important

Well Dudes my surveillance paid off. I watched a suspicious dude outside the video parlour. He kept walking up and down, up and down. My mind whizzed thinking that he was going to rob the place. So I was ready, I took some pics on my trusty phone and sent them off to the lawmen. I needed back up, I knew that it might get  tricky and my jujitsu needed some practice. Okay I was watching this dude, I had wheels sitting down at the corner so he could let me know which direction the perp might go if he escaped.  Then suddenly the perp made a move, he went towards the door, he hand inside his jacket. He opened the door, stood back and this old lady with a walking stick came out. "Oh no," I thought he's going to attack an old lady, that really is not on. I moved towards him, flexing my muscles to ready them. He moved towards the old lady and grabbed the bag she was carrying. "Hey Gran look I've got coupons for free coffee, you want to come with me." "That would be nice Jeremy," I heard her say.
My heartbeat started to settle and I wiped the sweat out of my eyes.
I texted the lawmen and let them know I had the situation under control.
Gave the thumbs up to Wheels, pulled down my hat and trucked on down the road.
Funky Duck is a cool, cool duck
Truckin'  down the road
chewing on the fat,
He is strong, he is smooth,
Funky Duck just loves to cruise.

Watcha

Signing out

FD

Funky Duck Super Hero signing in.


This needs to be quick as I'm on surveillance, that means I'm keeping watch on someone. 
I saw something the other day that I thought was a bit sus so I decided to keep a look out on it, you know, make sure it wasn't anything going down. Need to be sure that things are cool. Man, being a super hero is so out there. 
Ssh, someone's coming, look over there, quick they're coming this way, oh no they might see me, Gulp I'm out of here.


FD signing out.

I've got it, I've got it. Took a while but here's my thoughts. Of course I can have birthdays. Superman was young, remember, he was adopted on earth as a baby and showed his superpowers as he grew up, just like me. Alright maybe he had a few more powers than I've got but I'm still working on mine. 


Hey where's that Groove, now I can plan my party, "hey Groove, where are you dude, I've decided that I want to go to Splatzone." 


Life is full of important things - like birthday parties. Being a superhero cadet takes a bit of time too. It's really strenuous working out and practicing cool superhero moves. But remember one day I'll have to use my special powers to help people so I have to have the moves perfect. Ah practice, practice, practice. 


Hey there's Groove.


 "Hey Groove, you going down to the skatepark? Wait up!"


Funky Duck is a real cool dude
He's really quite cool is his funky mood,
With a zap going this way and a zap going that,
The power is amazing, just can't beat that.


ha  - I am so good


See you guys at the skate park  (Secret message - work it out  -  cub4ucme)


See ya

Superhero birthdays

Funky Duck Posting 2 .1. 12

Crazy Geronimos, did you know that Superheroes don’t have birthdays. Well how suck is that? Me and Wheels were talking about the best way to fizz out our birthdays this year, you know what to do that would be the ultimate. Groove skids his board up and then you know, he pipes up and drops the bombshell. Well, duh, that just does not fit. Come on, think about it, how am I going to be a superhero if I can’t have birthdays and get to the right age? Another question, what is the right age to be a superhero. I have some serious thinking to do here and it’s not even school time. Come on, who thinks in the holidays. It just sucks. Total suck. I need some help here, I needs some ideas – what does a superhero need to know, how old is a superhero?

Thinking time for Funky Duck

Huh – C ya.