Superhero to the rescue

Funky Duck signing in.


I've decided that 2012 is the year that the greatest Superhero is going to emerge. This hero is everything the beings on this planet have ever needed. Over the last few months I have learned the most important skill that a superhero needs and now I think is the time to put it into action.


Watch this space......


You are going to be amazed. 


Keep in touch - I will be back


Super FD signing out

Rock and Roll Christmas

Hey all you cool bananas


It's been a rockin' and a rollin' round here. My mates and me were skating down the park on Friday and the park started moving and grooving all by itself. Poor old Wheels had just got ready to kabooma down the shute when 'Bam!' he was sideways and doing this weird looking wobble. I tell ya my heart was trying to jump out and run. 


I wrote this when I got home, it helped me to get it all together again.


What on earth! Just settle down,
We're really back in shaky town,
the ground, it rumbles, 
then everything tumbles,


Don't like it one bit
It's enough to make you sick.
Rumble, tumble, enough to make you stumble.


Can't sleep at night
Don't turn out the light.
Give us a break,
 it's more than we can take.

Don't like it one bit

It's enough to make you sick.

Rumble, tumble, enough to make you stumble.

I want some peace,

Stop chattering the teeth,

Give me some calm,

I will have to use my charm.

Old Ma Nature,

stop being an old cow,

We're really not that bad you know

give us back the power.

We can rumble and tumble to a groovy beat, 

without your  help stirring up the streets.

We'll clap a five , stamp a jive,

show you how to be alive.

So you see old Mother Nature,

The kids don't want your beat,

It's time you left us to it 

and took an audience seat.

Let us dance, let us jive,

Show you how to be alive,

make it fun everyone

Shake it down, shakeytown. 

Keep it together, Funky brothers and sisters. It's gonna be the year of the duck, the cool and funky, Funky Duck.

Signing it off

FD

What is it with these shakes

I'm starting to rattle, I'm starting to roll.
Look out, I'm ready to go,
I know no danger, I know no fear,
I'm Funky Duck, quick, over there.

Earthquakes are weird things, you never know where they are going to be.
What we do need to know is what to do, I'm sure that you are really up on this now if you live in Christchurch. It's one of those things that "if you need to know it, then get on and learn it.

If you are reading this and have been earthquaking lately tell us what you did really well at, and don't say playing in the liquifaction - you are not allowed to play in it. Phew!

Wow - That wasn't fun

A week ago we had a terrible shock. Funky Duck was speechless as he had never been through anything like that before. Funky Duck lives in Christchurch New Zealand, his hood is knocked about and his feathers were ruffled. But and it is an enormous but - nothing keeps FD down, he's been out there, he's been around shifting silt, shifting sand but hey hold on, no playing in it, no digging in it because it's got gross stuff in it.

FD has been meeting lots of cool bananas, dudes that have stories that scare him, that sadden him. He's decided that there is enough sadness what we need to do is rap it, sing it,  use some moves to show it.
Hey dudes look out for ya mates, ya friends and the dudes that hang together.

Wow the FD dudes are real cool dudes, show the world that we are strong,  show them that FD dudes stick together.  F u n k y D u c k he knows no worries, he knows no fear, Funky Duck oh dear...

Diary posting - number one

Today I started back to school.

Good grief, I had to write about what I did in the holidays. How am I supposed to remember that, it was ages ago.

I told the teacher that this sucked. What was the point dragging up the past. Do you know what the teacher said? Well we got to look at the past to know what we want to do in the future.

Huh! I started to think about that. I cruised around in my mind and had a bit of a laugh about how Groove and Wheels, my best mates and me went down to the mall and decided to make some money by busking. Well we soon had a crowd. Really impressed they were, Wheels making the sounds and Groove and I breaking the dance, showing our moves and really hitting the track. I mean we are good, really good.

I doodled this down in my book 'cos I had nothing else to write and the teacher spotted it. Do you know what happened next. She made me read it out to the class. It wasn't even a story, well I didn't think so but the teacher, she said that I had the facts and if I played with the words I would have a really stunning short story. I said to myself, "if this is all there is to writing I could be the next Captain Boxers. Ha ha ha.

I won't let it be known we only made 20c with our busking.

Aha! Jokes Kids Jokes Silly Jokes Collection 01

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!

What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!

Why did the racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!


What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!

What is a myth?
A female moth!

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