Funky Duck Forever


Funky can wing it,

Funky can fly, Funky is the dude, can you see why?

Funky Duck Forever!

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Flying

You know I was watching a hawk the other day. Watching birds a million years ago, well not really that long ago but watching birds was the start of the invention of the airplane. Oh yeah you say, really! Well think about it, birds flew first. Just imagine sitting on a hill watching birds flying around and suddenly you get this thought that bolts through your brain, I want to fly. You stand up and flap your arms like an idiot and the birds laugh their heads off. That didn't work but it was the beginning of the thought. I wonder… that is the first step of invention. Hmmm wonder what I can invent and hit the world with. I gotta go. After school I'm going to go and sit on a hill, see if I have any brain bolts. See ya!!!!!!!

PS I've added two new clips one about owls, weird birds that regurgitate their food - that means up chuck. And another amazing clip about parahawking, so cool.

Fly like a hawk

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Expanding my skills

Hey, I've added a new youtube clip. It's about some people in a boat saving a whale. Now my motto is Funky Duck to the rescue BUT I never thought of animals. I'm on a new roll. I'm still going to save people from danger and disaster but if I can be a hero saving other things well should I turn the job down. No way!!!!!
 Watch the clip and see how the whale shows how it feels. Just like me when I got untangled from a spider web. I'm off to spot hazard zones and save someone. See ya!!

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Boy isn't life weird

Boy isn't life weird, one minute you are minding your own business when 'wham' your skateboard hits the gutter and you're sitting on the road. Next minute you see this truck coming straight for you and you think well this is it. Goodbye! The truck stops a metre from you, the driver gets out. What do you do? Smile and say hello, start crying because you thought it was the end. Heck no! You get  up off your tush, you wipe your hand on your pants and you say, "what great driving, I couldn't have done better if I tried myself." Smile nicely at the man and shake his hand. 

It could have finished there but the man then had his own little speech, actually it was more like a yell. He wasn't rude but he wasn't friendly neither. He finished his spiel then grumped his way back to his truck. 

I smiled nicely, really I did. He didn't smile back as he drove around me and carried on his way. It was a bit embarrassing but my skateboard was fine. What can you do? Well I dropped my board and skated to meet Wheels at the park, what I was doing in the first place. 
Life is weird sometimes.